Just a tip

I really did not want to write about Coachella this week since next week the Arts & Culture section will be showered with show reviews and experiences of the desert festivities. However, it has been the only thing on my mind as the weekend approaches.
So rather than ramble on about all the bands you should go see, I thought I would, to the best of my knowledge, give you a few tips on how to survive your three days.
First off, there is the heat. Obviously it is important to keep hydrated when exposing yourself to constant sunlight. Bring whatever water in that you can, even if that means strapping water bottles to the sides of your legs to cut the costs of overpriced water. Also, the free water line really is not worth your time. You will just end up missing an epic set.
With this heat, comes a choice as to what you will wear. My personal preference is the no shirt no shoes policy. The polo fields in which you will be frolicking about are well kempt so your bare feet will be just fine. Also, you won't have to worry about losing a sandal. Going shirtless allows for a nice tan and avoidance of a shirt becoming a sweat-dripping rag. Last year I threw on a pair of shorts Friday afternoon and didn't take them off until Monday morning. I did not shower and smelt of roses to those free spirited enough to embrace my personal choice and love me for it.
The closest I ever came to a shower was The Do Lab. The Do Lab is a place one can visit if they want an intimate DJ show. There are misters lined throughout the shaded canopy, providing an April shower. This might be recycled water or even be coming straight from the mud you are dancing in, but it doesn't really matter when you are focused on good music and cooling off. Embrace the dirtiness. If you can't, well, you are probably in the wrong place.
Remember that you are at a concert. This means human contact. If you don't like brushing shoulders with people, then stop complaining and stand in the back. Nobody likes a bro getting angry because his girlfriend's foot was stepped on. People will move around and violate your personal space. Don't get pissed off because of this. Don't be a tool.  Everyone is trying to have a good time, so don't ruin it for anyone.
Lastly, we should all be conscious of our limits. This is an experience that you want to remember and it will be a waste of $311 if all you know is that you had a good time, but can't even put together what bands you managed to see, or not see. The experience will be more fufilling if you are conscious of the bliss happening around the polo fields.
I would also appreciate any experiences or reviews, turned in by the following Monday, from anyone attending. Have fun, drive safe and I hope to share a dance with you.